Porn Movie

[Cozza]

I ain't gonna shoot one, but it just accurred, what are the grounds that need to be covered to shoot one? Can you just DO one in your home?

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If there's a big screen movie maker to ever come outta Yorkshire, may it be me

[untamed_aggression]

Isn't that the definition of an amateur porn flick?



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"The problem is, I lost creative control of the project...And I forgot to ask for any money."

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[Cozza]

Well, one can hardly show a couple fucking each others arses off on a park bench in daylight can they? But like I said, I ain't gonna make one I was just wondering if there are any rules. Sheesh.

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If there's a big screen movie maker to ever come outta Yorkshire, may it be me

[Cozza]

Thanks! So, say if I were to make a porno, and thanks for the tips, how would I sweet talk some gurlz?

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If there's a big screen movie maker to ever come outta Yorkshire, may it be me

[Mods]

Screw sweet talk! It never works. Be blunt, tell them what you want.

"D'you want to be in a porn?"
"D'you want to be in an erotic movie?"
"D'you want to film some hardcore sex?"

Etc. Honestly, i'm not joking. It works. But one thing you have to remember, the girls you ask have to be good looking. Well, mainly.

I don't know how old you are, or whatever, but my 15 yr old ex wanted to shoot porn. That's not legal though, so if you intend to show it or distribute it, make sure they're over 18!

Not saying whether she did or not tho mmkay?


Mods

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Mark "Mods" Lovegrove
Anarchy Pictures

[deanl]

Hey there.

Mods how old are you? 18? You were having sex with a child man.

Your lucky you have not been locked up.

Despin out.


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You call them morons. I call them friends.

[SoulJacker]

Cozza,

If you want to go shoot a gay porn flick with your partner consisting of you and your lover "fucking each others arses off on a park bench in daylight" then by all means, go ahead, be proud of your sexuality. Where a much liberal society now and I think you could get away with making sick shit like that. What ever turns you on as they say?

I think Mods wants to be your fluffer...


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Jay & Silent Bob DO NOT LICK BALLS.

[Cozza]

Yeah I'm 18 years old, turned so in December so I'm of legal age to shoot plus I wouldn't mind shooting porn - it'd be fun and with most porn movies, you learn great cinematography with shot composition etc.
It'd be a fun experience. Plus I ain't gay, I'll be honest,I wouldn't mind shooting an erotic movie. I'll make sure the gurlz are of good taste and legal age if I do do it, so thanks for your tips Mods.

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If there's a big screen movie maker to ever come outta Yorkshire, may it be me

[Generic Skinhead]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, helvetica, sans serif">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cozza:
I ain't gonna shoot one, but it just accurred, what are the grounds that need to be covered to shoot one? Can you just DO one in your home?

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So when you say you ain't gonna shoot one, what you really mean is you are. What a fucking idiot you are. Mods is taking the piss out of you little man. No girl is gonna be in your awful VHS-C bullshit!

Is this your fucking "vision" and "talent." You really are a galactic-level moron. But you amuse me.



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Generic Skinhead: just another "know it all, right on film student."

[Cozza]

Wow you got some brain power there tough guy. I may shoot a porno. I may not. And Mods, leave him outta it, he was offering help, not taking the piss. It's a shame you don't know what the difference is. Wait a sec, no it's not a shame cos you are one of the biggest fat arsed wankers I have ever come across. What a waste.

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If there's a big screen movie maker to ever come outta Yorkshire, may it be me